Gone fishing

Where's the sport? I absolutely hate the idea of it. It's just cruel; plain and simple. I mean if you put it there, surely you understand I will do something about it. I'm not going to sit on my fluffy backside with a smile on my face am I!

Comical times

My owner is odd. He spends so much time looking after me if only I could speak. My bed is littered with comics. We live and die in the midst of marvels. If only he knew.

It's a cat's life

Being a cat is easy. Everything I've wanted in this life or the last given to me on a plate. Of course my needs are a lot simpler these days, no need to extend the empire further than this postcode rather than Europe, but nevertheless what a life. Better live a King, than a Prince.